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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We would like to shift our structure to a more flexible model of management to accommodate for unforeseen market fluctuations.

So I am fired?

As I said we want to reschedule you indefinitely as our potential support asset. This pool is very prestigious and privileged position to be in.

So will I get paid?

As much as we would like to, truly, It is legally impossible for us to provide you with any funds outside of a legally binding contract which needs to be terminated in order to shift to a better state of financial buoyancy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Corporations: never use 5 words when you can use 20. Obfuscation is the key.