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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It's the Brazilian ~~Wondering~~ Wandering Spider. Its venom is one of the deadliest in the world. You'll get an erection before dying because the venom causes blood vessel dilation.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And what do spiders have to wonder about anyway?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Why they have 8 eyes, philosospider

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

The better to see you with.