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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Think Rogan would fuck a chimpanzee?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Well, a key question is 'Do you think a chimpanzee would let Joe Rogan fuck them?'

Because if not, it's not consensual, and that opens up some serious questions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Good luck trying to fuck a chimpanzee without consent. Those are strong as hell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

OK, I'm not for attempting to fuck chimpanzees without consent either.

But yeah, you are right. One of those serious questions - with the most serious of consequences - would be: "Could you actually fuck a chimpanzee without consent?"

Jamie, pull that up for me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The question is irrelevant because Joe would prefer to wrestle the chimp into submission first. This reminds me of that time he interviewed a chimp.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It probably says more about me than Joe, that I didn't want to click that link, because I thought it might actually be real.

But, it's great, and thanks for sharing it

🐵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I think he kinda does every time he jerks the ween, no?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago