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one should not chase the electric dream, but strive to became an extension to its dreamer

Automatism in the age of the children of Unix.

It's a box of antique photographs. A blade, a girl and a fish. Whatever it means, you're invested.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"I don't know why the laptop is malfunctioning"

Forty PUPs and a keylogger, cat piss all over the keys and a cake of fur and dust blocking the air vent. Also the charge cord is frayed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

This is literally what got me out of that line of work. Also cigarette smoke gunk