this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2024
601 points (96.4% liked)

The Onion

4253 readers
461 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No, that's a compliment.

You're thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It really ties the room together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No that's a carpet. You're thinking of a griddle bread that's commonly served with tea in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

No, that's a crumpet. You're thinking of enumerating things

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?