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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Zuck has been training with world class BJJ instructors for a couple of years now. If the octagon actually happens, weight difference won't matter, Zuck will murder Musk.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Muskiboi probably thinks he can train for two weeks and then he'll be Bruce Lee incarnate. Self awareness is not exactly his strong suit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zuck also seems like a psycho with something to prove. I think he might literally murder musk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be a viable way to take out the competition. Accidents happens, and there's plausible deniability if it happens in a setting designed to be physical.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'm totally cool with billionaires taking each other out. Carry on douchebags.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've never paid for PPV, but I would watch IRL celebrity death match.