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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Triangles taste better. That's just science.

[–] lordmauve 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

That's just maths.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Your math fails when you consider ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!