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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls. (lemm.ee)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth.

They're even specifically stated to be naked for this situation.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

(as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t)

Yeah, but it's religion that makes people ashamed. Don't get me wrong. I'd prefer not to see your asshole. But other than that, it's probably learned shame more than anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't be such a prude! #FreeTheAnus #BungHoleTanning #BreezeOnYouButthole

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you my cat?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes! Jesus, I've been trying to get your attention for months on here! Finally you notice!

Now pet my belly exactly 3 times so I can bite you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

SCOOTALOO GET OFF THE INTERNET IT IS BAD FOR YOU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Dramatically runs from the room