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Is this viable? Asking for a friend (media.kbin.social)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And shove a stick of dynamite up Your ass. Not necessarily before you die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I heard something about pacemakers occasionally being left in bodies by mistake, and becoming small bombs in the crematorium ovens. That's gotta be a trip, the first time you hear that shit.

And then you probably have to get the oven inspected, to make sure the incident didn't damage the gas lines. And that probably costs at LEAST a few thousand dollars. And probably tens of thousands, if something does need to be fixed. So, like, I'm pretty sure the boss is only going to let one of those slide, maximum, before you're out on your ass.