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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers (hard-drive.net)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I always say that this is why people eat at Chick-fil-A. To get them sweet Jesus points.