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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now say it as if your favorite cousin just sprained his wrist in a moped accident.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Ok, now say it like you inherited a billion dollars but you only get it if you spend the night at the Neverland Ranch. Also, you're 1990s Macaulay Culkin .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now say it like it is your credit card number and mother's maiden name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now say it like you're my father and you're actually proud of me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now say it like you're wondering whether someone has tried turning it off and on again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now say it like you really still love me. After all of these years. After all of those.... times.... when you said you'd be home. And you weren't. But I didn't care because I trusted you implicitly.

And I didn't even mind that you were OBVIOUSLY fucking them and I didn't even notice that their address was on that one package they sent you and I could find them and I could..... I could.....

Umm....

Say it like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Are we still it ? Because your it for me .