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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the worst opening line contest.

https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

2023s winner:

She was a beautiful woman; more specifically she was the kind of beautiful woman who had an hourlong skincare routine that made her look either ethereal or like a glazed donut, depending on how attracted to her you were.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I unironically like this