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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That gets a stamp of approval

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Ah the holy trinity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

not a lot of people are mentioning the sex and gender aspects of mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

"Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms."

"..."

"I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms."