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That guy in the thumbnail has a lot of coffee.
He had a $300 windfall and decided to spend it all on coffee
Arooo! Don't spend it all in one place!
Wtf, I didn't even notice until I read your comment.
Shhh! There's a lethal dose of caffeine, let him drink.
Correction: he has a great deal of coffee cups. It might be an issue where he doesn't use a trash can.