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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

That guy in the thumbnail has a lot of coffee.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He had a $300 windfall and decided to spend it all on coffee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Arooo! Don't spend it all in one place!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Wtf, I didn't even notice until I read your comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Shhh! There's a lethal dose of caffeine, let him drink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Correction: he has a great deal of coffee cups. It might be an issue where he doesn't use a trash can.