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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

C: "Segmentation fault."

Where?

C: 🤷🏻

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

C: gestures vaguely everywhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

C++: "You just pointed to all of me."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then you open the core file with GDB and hope the stack is not smashed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I don't know why, but I still can't open a core file without going I'm in. I don't do QA, though, and so tinkering with final breath of my program frozen in time maintains some novelty.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

gdb -> where