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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It said the 62-year-old had died from a "self-inflicted" wound on 9 March and police were investigating.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those quotes are doing a lot of interesting lifting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unlike Boeing planes right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh, those plants are doing said lifting in unusually interesting ways, that's the problem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The US has a habit of suiciding it's whistleblowers (gary webb comes to mind). Failing that, it tortures them. Very free country, much democracy.