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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My mother told me to make Facebook. I tried explaining Facebook already existed, but it was no use.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can run a Friendica instance and act like you invented it. My family was impressed when I "made my own Netflix" with a Plex server lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You can still make Facebook, you just need to register it on a domain they haven't claimed. Then get sued and live in a box for the rest of your life while paying Zuck your bucks for trademark infringement.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have a little bit of that problem too. Then she says "I didn't mean it exactly, just something like it"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I want you to just make a house! Well, obviously not a house like this brick house, but something like it..