I don't know what everyone means when they use 'rule' in the title and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Please enlighten me.
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"I'm afraid to ask" is such a werid thing to say on the internet. Nobody knows you. Just ask.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Either an STD or you're doing it wrong.
Well I always wrap a string around it so I can aim, but I've never seen anyone else carrying their string around.
Most people store it in their face like a hamster
OH! That makes sense now! I'd always wonder why I see these guys with a big bump underneath their lip. They spit all the time too and it smells really bad. Maybe they should wash their strings more often.
The other day, I saw a woman doing it! First time ever. I was so surprised, she passes very well.
Oh god, you probably got the gonocacococcus
They got it from the toilet seat
Could be dehydration or kidney dysfunction.
But he did ask, which is why it's even stupider.
someone can be afraid to do something and still do it
Yes they can, but the use of 'too afraid to ask' implies they won't or can't do it.
Yeah, language is rarely that literal, deal with it.
I'm dealing with it fine, I just said it's stupid. You don't seem to be dealing too well though so perhaps you should look inward at your ability to 'deal with it'.
Lol. No you.
You're a little bitch
It wasn't actually a question, just a statement about a lack of knowledge.
How do you know what Chris Pratt was ... reads username ah. Carry on then.
It's just paraphrasing the quote from the show...