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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You're saying if I have an unconscious superman, and I wear him as a backpack, I can rob banks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Only one way to find out! Now, how do I knock Superman unconscious?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You don't need to be superman to rob a bank tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

True, but it would be much easier if you were.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Canonically Superman s 6’3” tall and weighs 235 lbs, so if you’re able to wear able to wear that as a backpack, hats off to you bud.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I get some of his powers when he's close to me, so it'll be easier to carry him.