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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

On the bright side, there WILL come a day for all of us when we don't have to anymore.

A small mercy, but better than this for all eternity. Sad that our species took the paradise we spawned from and turned it into a torture chamber for many to most.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You mean death?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Of course.

Lol you didn't think I might have meant retirement, do you? The capitalists have been phasing out peasant retirement for half a century to increase the acceleration of their ego scores and buy second super yachts to keep their first super yachts company. Now just the capitalists and their most devoted little class traitor sycophants are permitted to stop laboring for the masters before they flatline.

To be fair, I hear super yachts get pretty lonely though...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At least they have a crew to keep them company while they’re lonely.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think we just stumbled onto a great idea for a new Pixar franchise.

Bezos Bound: The Sad Giant Super Yacht