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I knew someone in elementary school who brought us other kids to his backyard. His older brother was a few years older, and showed us a nest of ducklings. Before any of us knew what was going on he:
I was so fucking stunned. It is still seared in my memory. I don't even remember being scared, just immediately outside my body.
Eventually we ran home. I remember feeling nauseous for days. I never told my parents, out of fear, and I regret that.
I later learned that kid was sent to a disciplinary school after threatening his dad with a knife, and soon after the family and my peer moved away.
Wanna guess what the evil brother does for work now?
Law enforcement?
Yep.
Three people guessed it correctly before you responded, that's, uh, that sure says something
ACAB
Not just that, but those were the only guesses.
Of. Fucking. Course.
Prison guard, j/k
He's a cop right?
He's a cop now
Commenting just for the cliffhanger
He's now a
Omg I can't believe he's a