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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is wayyy too accurate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where do I find a random gay stranger for my inner circle though? :o

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You reply to their comment on a blahaj lemmy post, and that's pretty much it :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

maybe I just don't have the rizz 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pretty sure you do :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

DON'T DO IT DON'T FALL FOR IT SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SUCK YOU IN! SHE'S COLLECTING A HAREM OF BOTTOMS AND YOU'RE HER NEXT VICTIM!

@miss_[email protected] is an insidious one. She lures people in by telling them they have rizz when they absolutely don't, and then, when she's got them on the hook, she adds them on Matrix and RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY IS FRIENDS WITH THEM!

SAVE YOURSELF IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME

^/j if it wasn't obvious, she's a great gal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

but i like being friends