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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What’s the opposite of a raccoon?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Idunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I guess it would be:

  • Dark circles above eyes
  • Excretes junk
  • Tall and slim
  • Stays up all day
  • Ugly coward

I can't think of anything which precisely fits this description...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I heard this comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Well fuck, I’m a duck