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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Cats can live for 20+ years. Maybe there are a few left that were born in the 90s and are just chilling.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Then how do you explain Garfield!?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How do you do this? I've seen it for years, but never thought to ask before. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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Ī̸̡̨̨̧̨̡̡̢̡̢̨̛̖̞͖̹̯͍̭̻͍̰̺͕̩͎̗̺̖̻̹̤̳̱͇̝̘̭͔̫͍̰̬̬̹͓̬͚͉̥͉̮̳̖͎̮̖͔͈̳̮͚͚͚̠̦͍̱̗͉͈̯͇̳̤̪͙̭͇̣̥̗̫̥͙͚̗͙̮̻̺̭̲̲͖͔͔̙͕̦͖͓̳͖͕̞̫̹̩̜̠̳̤̫̞͉̫͍̗̞̩̤̯̺̜͇̹̰̦́̀͗̿̅̃̎̒̏̔͋͑̃̃͑̅̓̿̐̑̔̿̈́̂̾̓͂̑̈́̒͆̓̓͑́͋̓̒̈̀͒̓͐͋͒̒͒͂̄́̇̀̍̑̎͂̎̀̂̓̍̊͒̓̋́͗͌̓͛͊͗́̑̚̕͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅŝ̶̛̛̛̻͙̬̤͍͚̱̬̩͎͔͕̘̪͚̫͇̯͍͖̪̹͕̦̟̝̇̓̄̓͊̄́̈́̃͐̈̓͋͊̂̒͋͐̔͂̽̆̀̈͆̓̿̉͛̈́̽̊̒̐̒̏̍̀̒̅̌̂́͛̂̈̀̄̔̓̂̀̾̔̿̇̀̇̆̒̊͆̿̔̃̿̀̔̏́̇̂͒̈̃̇̆̏͘̕͘͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅ ̷̧̢̧̧̧̨̢̢̨̢̛̛̛̛̛͈̭͉̻̼̼͚͈̜̜̫̱̭̙̺̳̞̟̝͔̱͉̩̯̩̣̜͎̤̗̘̦̬̥̭͍̗̱̜̦̤̞̟͎͍̬͕͇̘̳̮͍͕͇̺̳͉͇̣̦̖͖͐̉̓͌̈́͋̎̃̏̓̌̅̏̅̋̓̓̌́̆̐̓̊̏̒̐̀̇̌̀̏̎̀́͛̔̈͆̈́͐͛̋̋͑͌̍̃̇͐̎̿̌̉̃̏̾̈͒̽͐̂̂͑̀̔̍͑̄̀͂͊̒͆̔̀͐͐̃̃̋̑̍͒̓͌̓̿̉̾͐̎̐̎͛͐̍͒̓̐̽̆͐̓̀̅̌̕̚̚̚̚̕͜͜͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅţ̶̧̧̡̦̯͎͉͎̠̖̳̫̱̙̖̭̙͚͕̘͍͕̠͈̗̹̥̣̰̲̱̝̲͔̻͔̗̞̼̪̭͎̤̮̌͌̊͆̈́͂̒̀̉̈́͌̾̿̋̾̈́̀̔̇̌͒̆̓̋͌̀͌̑́̅́̄̉̂͆̀̿̍̋̀̾̾̂̊̍̏̄̀̀̒̓̀̽̾͌̌͋̇͋̿͆̿̋̆̈́̑̀͒̆͛͗̈́̀̈̈̍̄̊̆̉̌͒̊́̇̈́͂̑̆͗̃͑̒͐̕̕͘̚̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅh̷̡̡̡̧̛̛̠̭͍̗͈̺̦̖̭̥͓͓̼̹͇͖͎̼͈̯̹̲̲͎̱̹̻̲̬͈̩̻̜͎͖̻͇͓̘̻̥̦͔̼̘̜̠̬̪̭̘̩̘̲͐̏̊̂̎̃̊̔̾͛̃̾̄͌̓̾͆̿͒̅̐̈͗̎̈́͂͑̍̂͑͂̂̿̄̃̽͑̎̽̎̐̽̐͐͊̈́̇̃̽̎̍̑̅̃̐̐̑̿̀̎͊͗́͑̒̈̍̀̑͐̂͂͂͂̑͋̑̅̇͑̿̑̆̔̅̊͆̈́̐͋̋̇͛̋̑̈́̕͘̚̚͘̕̚͘̚͘̚͘͜͝͝͠͝ͅe̵̡̢̢̢̢̧̧̡̨̩̻͕̖̙̳̻̻̲̣̮̘̮̣̦̫̭̭̟̬̰̩̮̻̦̫͖̠̟̫͎͚͚͈̙̲̞̳͉͚̹̙̜̫̹̟̹͙͍̮͙̜̰̝̰͕̳͕̭͎̟̩͈͉̹̱̫̦̼̠͇̭̣̘̻̯̲͍̠̖̰͕͍͎͍͗̋̈́̌̉̈́̅͌͛̃͊̄̌̈́̊̎͘̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅ ̵̡̧̡̡̧̨̡̢̨̛̯̹̺͓͔̺̦̥͇͉̤̲̰̣͔͍̘̱̫͙͙̣̫̠͇͎̻̝̱̰͉̖̗̱̻͎̭̭̝͈̥̣̤̝̹̹̹̬͉͗̇̐̒̃̀̃̀̀̊́͐̑͊̈̀͐̂̈́͆̃͌̅̐̓͗͐́̆̊̄́̎̓̄̒̋̑͆͒̋̌̈́͊̅̋̾̌͌͂̔̔̄́̽͗̀̕͝͝͝ͅͅd̵̢̨̢̡̡̢̨̢̡̛̛͇͈̟͚̫̹͙̯̭̗̲̬̗̗͙͕̖̫͍̘̙̹̖̰̫̖̥̣̜̞͙͙̱̗̯̘̝̭̩̭̻̼̙̝͇͉̳̗̘͉̭̤̭̥̮̪̘̯̻̮̥̥͈̥̺͙͖͍̰̟̪̙̘̣͉̲̱̼͕͓̪͙͚̬̤̪̰̩̲̬̪̺̮͕͚̱͍̣͍̱͖̲̩̫͉̪̙̳̜̰̝̮̜̫̻͎̟͓̳͈̯̭̬̯̣̲̪͈̬͚͚̼͚̩̦͍̭̣̯̉̎̇͊́̏̀̓̾̀͑͆̿̑͛́̌̒̐̂̀͆̒͆̌̆͒̂͂̂̆̈́̎̊͊͗͆̔̂́̾́̽̍̂̈́̈́̎̄̏̉̀̓̿͂̃́̀͆͛̑̄͑̋̑͊̃͗̏̇̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝ę̵̨̨̢̢̡̢̡̛̛̬̫͖̮͔̤̟͚̩̯̪͇̖͓͖̹̰̻̣͕͕̺̹̝͉̩̞̪͉̳͇̳̬͖̞͉̱̫̩̩̭̯͕̝̘̗̙͓̙̹̾͋̂͗̿͗̑̄̉̏̌̊̍́͌͑̂̓̄͒̃̈́̿́̋̃͒̌̀̾͌̽̀̆̈̋̃̿͐̒̂̌͊̈̓̾̔͛̆͛̈̈́̐̋̌̿͌̓̍́͌͂́͋͒͛͑̀̅̔̔̈́͂̑͛̕̕̕͘̕͠͝͠͝m̶̡̧̨̢̢̧̢̨̡̢̡̧̢̧̨̫̦̖̪̱͙͉͖̫̙͉̦͖̦̬͓̦͚̳͖̮̠̤̹̙̬̜̥̻̗̹͔̙͈̗̥̩̮̤̗͎̲̝͕̮̣̪͔̟̖̹̜̺͉͚̗̩̞̰̩̬̣̞̘̩̬̟̥͎̗̥̻͎̘̱͎͙̝̖̣̗̲̼̗̪̦̮̲̫̺̭͕̟̺̳̥͙̩͚̰͎̮̲͇̫̩̝̪̥͈͉̼̲̺̼͇͎̳̱̗̝̲̞͚̋̓͊̋̓̓͊̊͒̐̈̈́̄͛͂̒̏͌͊͐̂͐͐̆͌̽̿̄̐͆̏͌̋̀͆̇̏͒̀̋̉̍̒̈́̑̀͛̾̚̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅȏ̶̢̡̢̢̢̢̡̨̨̢̧̪̺̞͍̘̺̲̮̥̭̺̞̳͈̳̙̦͕͖̬̮͓̟̘͚̣̟͕͇̞̞̥̺͉̣̞̫̼̻̤̦͍̖̻̻̰̣̘̮̩̎̊̀̌́͂̾͌͐̽͒̍̀̂͋͗̀̀́̓̔̎͒̒͑̽̅̽͑̇͊̎̉̐͘͜͜͜͜ͅn̸̡̢̨̡̨̢̨̧̧̡̢̛̼̟̹͕̣̖̙̗̱͔̮̞̜̖̠̘͕͍̪̹͙̠͓̪̭̤̟͓̟͙̭̞̜͔̺͕̙̻̭͎̯̥̘͎̯̰̫̪̯̳̙͔̦̱̰̩̳̲̣̱̠̼̦̺̼̬̜͙̖̰̭̲̮̙͙͓͈̯̪̣͙̪̜̗̣̲̘͍̬̺̯̲̳͉̭̠̬͉̘̜͉̮̹̪̭̩̠͈̰̺̟̪̩͓̥͂̆̾̈́̆̔̀̒͌̐̀͛̈́͌͌͛̾̿̿̊͗̊͆̃̊̉͑͋́̌̑̔͋̽͆̀̈́͊̽̒̔̎̆͗̏̆̔̂̍̌̀̀̽̍̎́̑̄́̉̿̔̐̂̃͑̈́̒͗͐̊̓͑̃̾̇̉́̈́͛̐̆͒̆̀̂̑͛̆̋͆̃͂͋͆́͐͗͋̉̍̈̎̓͌̇̈́̒͒̓́̎̔̈̌̂̈́͒̑̀̚̕͘͘̚̚̚̚̚͜͜͠͠͠͠͠ͅs̵̝̲̃́̀̐̀̄͛͆́̉͆͊̏͌̿͛̇̽̒̌̋̏̔̄͋̌̇̓͋̈́̄̓̌͊͆̃̋͋͘̚͘͠͝ ̷̨̢̡̨̡̨̧̜̳͕̬͓̥̟͎̫̖̤̥̟͙̦̯͖̲͖̻̝̲̼͖̩̠̦̞̘̜̤̮̱͍͎̳̠̳̮̘͖̖̞̬̱̤͕̦̺̲̎͛̑̓̑̊̀͂̓͌͌́̆͊̃̐͐̕̕͝w̶̡̢̢̧̢̢̡̢̧̛̛͓͚̮͎̹̳̩̟̣̤̻̖̼̠͉̗͖̬͔̗͍̦̣̠̭͈̪̹̻̫̣̝͈͉͙̜͍̯̗͔͔̯̼̹̰͇̰̙͕͓̟͙͖͕̜͕̟̩̰̝̘͔̙̭̮̥͓̳̝̥͎͉̖̒̓͐̐́͋͆̀͗̓̔̾̀̿̾̉̆͊̆͊͊̆̈̾̈́̉̉̓͑͋̒̇͒̋͑͛̆̌́̄͐̾̉̏̀̀̎̈́̉̇̂̑̃̉͛̃̓͗͒̀̏̎̓̾̽̌̄́̓̍́͗̓̊̃̎̍̆̈́͗̉͆̂͆͌̑̈́̌͌̓̋̓̑̔̎̾̄̑̍̂͂̋͋̒̐̈́̈́͒̀̾̌̈́͐̊̅̂̎͋̐̊̍̊̾̎̄̏̀̎̉̐̋̕̕͘̕͘̕͘͘̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠į̴̧̨̢̭̱̜̟͖̳̫̼̗̫̫͍͍̟̖̝̰̭̠͇̘̹̯̳͚̲̣̙̦͎̫̤̻̱͉̞̗̩̉̏̈́́͗̇̾̉̀͌̃̈̄̏̕̕͜ͅt̵̡̡̡̛̙̠̞͕͍̮̯̜̣͈̮̠͍̼̘̙͕̳̼͙͎̪̹̣͎̞̣̼̤͚̒̑͌̄̑̓̆́́̀̋̂͐̅̐̉̒̋͆̈́̏͂̑́̀̆͆̒͂̓͒̓́̆̃̐̋̀͌̏̀̉͐̄͆̃̈́̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅh̶̨̧̛̘̞̬̘̮͈̖̫̥̪͈̞̟͎͉̳̼̰̖̹͔̼̼̟͖̼͇̹̥̱̯͎̹̩͕̩͙̗͔̝̹̠̖͔͕̻͇̘̗̲̰̖͚̥͍̬̺͖͍̱͎̤̺̫̬̠̫̬̳̜̯̳̝͚̹̭̾̇͊̓̔̽̋͛͛̉̾̀̎̌́̓͆̋̏̐̿̍͋͐̅̾̔̀̿͑͆̃̿̓̉̾̃̈́́͗͛͒̌̃̏̔͑̏̄̓̑͌̓̏̎̕͘͘̕̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅi̵̧̨̨̧̨̧̲͓̥͚̩͉̝̥̗̣̹͔͇͓̪͔̬̬̭̗̝͈̦̣̼̘̥̠͉̹̝̼̯̥̺͎̜͓̼̫͖̪̫̤̖͚͓̥͔̞̣͍̹͍͎̬̣̱͓̱̙͉͈̺̙̻͈̮̘̺̲͓͔̎͛̊͊̀́͐̆͊̒̒̐̉͐̑̒͛͐̌͛̄̊͐̀͗̕̕͜͝ͅn̸̢̨̢̢̢̡̨̢̳̲̼͍͕͖̼̰̖̖̝͙͔͖̩͍͚͔͈̱̝͍͉̦͓̠̭̲͉̜̜̮̹̩̲͖̯͓̟̙̼̯̦̜̩̰͇̫͚̙͔̮̭̝̬̫̟̼̹͉͈̣̪͔̬̤͎͍̩̲̜̣̟̪̲̹̰͖̙͔̗͔̭̥͉̹̼̍͐̊̐̏̀̏́̓̒̽͗̏͒͆̆̆͂̈́̓͌̅́̒͋̈̏̅͆͂͒́̉͐̾̒͆̈́̌̇̎́̊̏̐̊̇̈̕͘̚͘̕̚͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̷̨̧̢̢̨̡̛̜̦̩̗̰̭̼͔̻͕̹̯̭̭͔͕͈̯͔̳̗͔̳͖͎͓͔̼̭̣̩͇̺̝̞̘͎̰̠̲͉̯̦̫͖͉̬̟̪̫̩̘̩̼̪̳̜̗͊̎͆̾͊͌̒͊̅̓̈́̑̌̊̿̂͌̈́̂̊͗̓͊̄͌͗́̔̏̄̋͊̈́́̓͆̀̑͒̏͂͛͆̓̉͋̅̈̋̊̊̀̍̑͋͛̅͒̕͘̚͝ͅͅͅy̷̡̧̡̡̢̡̢̨̡̧̡̧̛̛̛̛͕͖̙̼̗͖͇̲̺̪̗̣̟̫͙̦̬͇̮͖̦̗̤̺͉̼̭̝̤̩͖̳̱̪͙̩͇̦͖̺͈̝̤̜̜̱͎̯͈̻͍͚̩̻̩̺͕̪̲̙̠̙͖̼̠̟͍̬͈̰̞͍̦̭͍̲̠̫̱͇̟͉̥̌͆̄̍͂͑̈̈́̓̄̂̀̈́̐̎̄̎̀͐̓̊͑͋̽̆̎͑̿̇̉́͛̇͊̑̆͌͐̿͆̒͌̿̅͗̈͂͂́̉̃̈́̂͒̃͊̀̂̒̅͂̓̔̉̉͛͂̿͗͛̐̇̒̄͋͊̋͑̍̑̅͌̉͛̋͛́̐͑̏͛́̀̅̐́͌̅́̕͘̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅǫ̸̡̡̡̧̛̛͕͚͙͙͙͔̤͓̱͖̗͕̠̩̰͇͙̻̫̝̖͉̤̭̤̪̖̳̝̬̻͈͕̟̉̊͐̈̌̂̂͊̿̂̾̾͂̆̎͛͌͒̆̈́͊̌̍̉̀̌͂̋̈̀̓͂̆̓͂̉̒̅̔̽́̾̌̉̏̅͂͗̀̾̐̋̐͑́̏͌̒͆́͒̆͛̈̈͌͛̎̉̉̍̈́̂̀͌͊̊́́̅̓̇̊͐͐̋̇͂̒͐̾̈̑̄̈́̐̊̈́͆̑̾̋͒͋̿̓̉̎͛̔̌̎̽̅͆̑͊͐̀̾͑͊͌̑́͘̚̚̚͘̕̚͠͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝ù̶̡̧̨̨̢̪͓͕͚̥̰͓͎̫̜̟̰̙̼̝͕̱̳͔̟̖̹̭̹͚̩̜̱̥̜̫̻͚͔̼̠̺͈̺͈͔̼̻̙̰͚̜̠͖̮̕͜͜ͅͅͅ

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

he's been dead the whole time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

@Plum which would also explain why Garfield Minus Garfield still makes sense.

Garfield is like the bit in 6th Sense where we can see both the kid and Bruce Willis. Jon in Garfield can see dead cats, walking around like regular cats.

@phorq

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Because he's not a '90s cat. He's a '70s cat.