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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Jesus was a twin but "God" just mutated his X Chromosome through "god rays" and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The twin's name?

Albert Einstein.

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