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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.

I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.