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Wait, it's weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend
I mean, it's all food so, no? But also: yes.
Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.
I've done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.
Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts
I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.
Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.
What is a meths bottle?
Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth
If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.
It's what meth dealers sell meth in.
Alcohol + nasty shit so you dont drink it
No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth