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‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs (reductress.com)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sure I am gonna devote whatever little time left to myself to do side projects for you so that you increase your chances of stumbling upon a new innovation that will make you even more rich. solid idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And if that project fails, you're fired.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And if that project succeeds, it is much harder for the corporation to take ownership of it.