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‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Or, we could just implement the algorithms that are already available, and not tell it to maximize shareholder value, but instead company productivity, and you'll get the most efficient companies possible.

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