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It's referring to a copy pasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
This is the downside to being on the internet. Occasionally you get caught in the crossfire.
I mean, you shouldn't let your kids in places like this, but otherwise a bit of unsanitary copy pasta doesn't hurt much. Also, you could've stopped reading after the first 2 setences.
I'm just joking man.
It's a common trauma response.
And still joking, but also...
That's allright, dude. The reason why I said you shouldn't let your kids on here is not because the people here are assholes or something. If you can't laugh about yourself, than what is there to laugh about.
No it was vaporeon getting caught in the crossfire
Oh it gets so much better than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzjTCUbYnq8&ab_channel=seronymus
This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a really long time. I hate it so much. I will definitely be sending this to several friends like a chain email.
The speech patterns and emphasis are amazing. Do you have to tune them by hand or does it pick them up from the text.
Says a rank amateur who’s never tried to fuck a Mr. Mime, clearly.
Those hands can do things