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Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At this point, it's the true headlines no one is self sabotaging enough to say out loud.