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Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is
because of all the socialist propaganda in it?
and the massive jizzing donkey dicks
They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.
The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?
Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.
So that is why my late grandma was Christian!
And the abortions, and the child killing
Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.
Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao
Here you go
I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.
What the FUCK
It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.
Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.
Its because he was wearing a short toga, so he was asking for it
And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.
Oh, we don't believe God's word in those parts.
Donkey semen.