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[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.

be me
balls deep in milf
guy catches me
drags me out of bed by my foot
cuts my dick with a knife
couldn't walk for 2 years
0 yo

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

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