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and when it sucks, devs get all credit (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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source: https://twitter.com/wagslane/status/1637910671781404673

image description:
a girl is smiling in front of the camera, not directly looking at it. in front of her is a big cake. the text on her reads, "PM showing off latest features"
just on the left and a little behind is a guy, out of focus, blankly staring at the cake. the text on him reads, "dev getting 0 credit"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then find another company and negotiate a salary you should be on. Maybe add on a bit more so that can negotiate you down to what you want. Ignore the question of how much you are on as much as possible. Answer with "I am looking for £x".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

And if it comes down to how much you're making now, simply lie.