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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It is as that one streamer always says. If you build a thousand bridges and you suck one cock, you will not be known as a bridge builder, but as a cock sucker.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That joke has been around a lot longer than streamers.

You build a hundred bridges you're a bridge builder.

You lay a million bricks, you're a bricklayer.

But you suck one dick...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure the sheep version is older than England…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Scotland and Wales.

England fucked goats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

England fucked Scotland and Wales.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The trick is to suck a thousand cocks so it's no longer noteworthy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Could take a while depending on the mean suck time. Maybe use a middle out algorithm?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"The Cocksucking Bridgebuilder"