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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Basketball under shirt looks like pregnant.

Taking out like basketball abortion.

Alabama.

Trouble.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

To steal a YouTube comment: ball is life