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[–] [email protected] 141 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dammit. It got me too until I read your commit.
Sonofa

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It got me too until I read your commit.

Put in a pull request for your leg.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If this is a joke, I don't git it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Oh come on, you should branch out a little.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate you staying commited to the joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Comment after comment I always thought the joke was over until rereading it, thinking for a second and then chuckling to myself. Something must be wrong with my head.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well done 🍋