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Shit. I'd eat chili with Biden.
Hell yeah, and if secret service didn’t tackle me for taking out my phone to take a selfie, I’d even take my chances and ask if he wants to go for an ice cream cone afterwards.
You offer to hop on amtrak as well and the man would literally hug you.