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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All my bodily functions smells nice, sort of perfume-like.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your perfume-like scent acts as a pheromone to all insects in your proximity, leading to an endless swarm everywhere you go

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So basically anytime I sweat already, but I'll at least smell better. I honestly see no downsides.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

All smells you used to enjoy smell like bodily functions.