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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 153 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Linux is so much better than sex.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can you compile sex from source? Ha, didn't think so!

[–] [email protected] 140 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

You win, sex it is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I compiled it for you :

fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0> ./a.out   
"Is that all?" croaked the nine-year-old cheerleader as the dribbling electric eel fucked her creamy chubbies and thrust his throbbing joy stick into her moist appendix scar.   
fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0>

It is pretty bad.

[–] derpgon 6 points 9 months ago

Sounds way cooler than my fortune | cowsay in bashrc lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

./a.out | cowsay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THE WHAT YEAR OLD?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I know, it doesn't make sense to have a cheerleader that young.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can you freely modify and distribute sex? Not that I know of!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

op's mum

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mine's copyleft >:)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Mine has no arms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Charging money is actually illegal in most parts of the world

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I distribute sex for free. Sue me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I actually have access to Linux 🤷‍♂️