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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we wash our hands after touching our belts. Still, point taken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah I'm having a hard time understanding this entire thread. Like... Is everyone here completely baked?

We touch our belts and then we wash our hands. Just like we touch our dicks AND THEN WE WASH OUR HANDS.

y'all are acting like I should be washing my dick too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i agree. washing a belt is fine but cleaning it all the time after every use sounds very anal.

i work in kitchens half your food is dirtier than that piss belt before it even makes it to a kitchen. y'all know you can't eat chicken and pork undercooked only because of how the animal is kept right? it lives too dirty.

also the fuck you do in the bathroom? are people fisting themselves and spraying piss all over their hands??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i work in kitchens half your food is dirtier than that piss belt before it even makes it to a kitchen.

I had a roommate that did food prep for a restaurant. After sharing with me his typical day, I stopped going to restaurants for a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you dress before breakfast: hands > belt > food and whatever else. Unless you also wash your hands after you dress?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's not quite the same, but if I tie my shoes I usually wash my hands if there's opportunity. There's got to be some funk on those things given their proximity to the ground, being in the field of fire at a urinal, etc. Also, after COVID I'm probably a more chronic handwasher than I was prior, particularly before meals.