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It takes a few weeks for your face to get used to being shaved by a safety razor but once it is, my god.

It's like the MSPaint Erase Tool in real life. I used to do electric razor only going over and over and over

Now it's like almost pornographic how easy it is to shave -- one swipe down, two, three, four.. half the face is hairless.

Four swipes left, left side is hairless.

Four swipes under the moustache and bam.

Highly recommended getting over the beginner's curve, watch some YouTube videos but here's a Linux primer on how to do it:

1. Fill shaving cream bowl or basin with warm (not hot water).
2. Allow horsehair brush to soak in basin for 1-5 minutes.
3. Shake excess water off the brush
4. Add about half a toothpaste brush amount of shaving cream to the basin, stir into a rich lather, consistency of yogurt. If it's foaming up/running there's too much water. I recommend PRORASO, Menthol (Refresh). One $10 tube lasts 3-6 months. Extremely cost effective.
5. Run some warm/hot water on a very low pour from sink. This is used to wash hair off your razor between passes.
6. Sterilize your safety razor with a 55-75% isopropyl alcohol spray. This is optional but prevents any kind of infections, because these razors basically slice open everything including pimples.
7. Lather up your face. Sides, bottom, moustache, whatever.
8. Don't apply excess/heavy pressure, these razors are extremely sharp. Go down in a stripe, flip razor over, do another stripe. Down cuts hair, holding at a mild angle, across (left right) cuts your skin, so never try to slide the razor across your face.
9. Go slow, practice, once your face is used to it, it becomes second nature and shaving is 10× more pleasurable and convenient than those disposable razors or whatever.
10. It's good enough that I recommend it to other people. I'm a man, few things make me actually feel like a man more than a good/proper shave.