>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my
break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
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Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.
Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.
Basic solution..
While Ph of ethanol is 7.33 (near neutral), it seems most alcoholic drinks are actually acidic, and not basic.
Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.
The lower will always envy the upper.
Lmao
Look up words before you use them.
Look, words!