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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Thank you Catherine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Sell it bro. eBay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Free cholesterol!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

So you're saying Americans would love it.