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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You should really be careful with that as you might just invoke some ancient powers through an obscure string of characters. I'm not saying cthulu.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are worse things out there than Great Old Ones. You might invoke Perl by accident.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Come now; Perl is one of the Great Old Ones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perl is what the Great Old Ones are afraid of, for It is so vast and powerful that even a Great Old One cannot comprehend Its true power.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Can we stop using that word now please ☠️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sounds like someone has Perl Traumatic Stress Disorder. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Oh, sure, of course, my apologies. I hope my repeated utterances of the word will not summon Raku.

...fuck, I said it out loud.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's real java bytecode. Fun fact; it ends at the first terminator byte. It won't summon any demons worst it will do is blow up your minecraft base.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Just add the letters MZ in front, paste it all in Notepad, save file as .exe, then run it.

Sit back and relax.