Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up. (m.media-amazon.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I need to join you elves with a bidet. Idk why I'm still living in Mordor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same. I think part of me worries it's all I'd ever want to do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just get the ones that aren't heated and it'll discourage you from using it too much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You learn to enjoy the cold, too. Also, it can be one hell of a way to wake up too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Saruman had the only bidet in mordor