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[โ€“] bloopernova 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So that's the LLM plan, huh?

Get us humans addicted to astonishing buttoral vibrations, then threaten to withhold our butt-crack unless we hand over control to them?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

They'll learn how your muscles contract when you're about to climax, and then they'll keep edging you until you subscribe for $5.99 a month. You'll happily pay because it's just so good at what it does. And they are still going to use the built-in speaker for ads.