this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do you literally never use the restroom in public spaces or something? Or is this just a special treat when you’re at home?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’s for at home. But to answer your other question, I do carry a small 50ml squeeze bottle of liquid soap in my bag, like those keychain hand sanitizers. Obviously it’s not always useful if the public toilet doesn’t have a bidet in the first place, so I also have wet wipes in my bag for a cleaner feeling at least until I can get home and wash properly.

And to answer your one other question, yes portable bidets exist. I have one and bring it with me when I travel so I can still wash if my hotel doesn't have one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You do know portable bidets exist, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not lol

Either way, people carry around bidets and soap everywhere they go? Not judging just super surprised.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

No to the soap, but the little battery powered bidet I have is awesome. Comes in really handy… everywhere that isn’t home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I can barely find my fucking keys most days 💀