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For real though, I think about this at least once a day (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

i had a thought about this.. ive been watching lower decks

the emergence of new life forms seems almost trivial to everyone.. its something that happens all the time.

for some perspective, humans are pulled out of other humans at hypothetical, but totally realistic rate of something like 1000 babies/hour... the 'miracle of life' at volume.

for each one of these humans, its clearly a momentous occasion. in aggregate, not so much.

edit: duuude its actually closer to 16,000/hour. damn

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like there's a difference between a worker robot deciding it doesn't want to live or die at the command of its humanoid creators, or a collections of nanites establishing an emergent intelligence, and a Federation Starship locking out its crew of 1,014 people and seeking out a white dwarf star like a salmon swimming upstream so it could give birth to an entirely new lifeform.

Even setting aside the ethical implications of using a ship capable of such a thing as transport, and putting into dangerous combat situations, is Starfleet prepared for similar events to happen on all their ships? What happened to the emergent lifeform after it left the Enterprise? Is it still out there? Why did it look like a screen saver from 1992?

But the crew of the Enterprise are fundamentally uncurious about the wider implications of the event.

"Amazing, isn't it captain? An entirely new lifeform brought into being by the very ship we sail through the stars."
"Quite so, Number One. Tell me, what's our next stop?"
"We're going to rendezvous with the USS Hood to pick up lieutenant Ro; she just finished her advanced tactical training."
"Excellent! We'll have to throw her a 'Welcome Back' party in Ten Forward."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

We'll have to have it somewhere else. They're still cleaning up bits of that guy who's head I exploded in there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

16k/hour = 4.44…/second. Whoa.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

And about three people die every second.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm still hoping for a Moriarty spinoff!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Okay that's something I never knew I wanted. That needs to happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I think it's a little late now considering Daniel Davis is 78.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wasn't that just The Nanny?