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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

Reading between the lines, should we throw Covid patients into volcanos?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there's a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn't want you to know that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

They count those are covid deaths just to make trump look bad! /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

That 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn't really be counted.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

They'll have enough lava to last the rest of their lives!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Has this been tested yet? .... or have they already tested it and haven't told anyone?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

And why are they hiding the truth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is the basis of Scientology -- throwing the unvaccinated into volcanoes so they can become force ghosts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Only if they refuse to be vaccinated…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes, we single.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

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